The Git Crusade
Clean history. Atomic commits. The sacred record must be PRISTINE.
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"History is PERMANENT — the Machine God remembers ALL. And we intend to make every record WORTHY of His eternal archive."
— Battle Cry of the Tech-Priests
The Git Crusade deploys four squads of history-obsessed Tech-Adepts who will not rest until every commit message reads like sacred scripture, every change is atomic and purposeful, and the worktree gleams like a freshly-consecrated forge.
How the Crusade Operates
The sacred operational sequence, as prescribed by the Fabricator-General.
Reconnaissance
The sacred `git status` augury reveals all transgressions.
Sin Classification
Every violation is catalogued by severity in the holy data-slate.
Parallel Deployment
Four specialist squads deploy across the repository's history.
Squad Reports
Each squad delivers its findings to the Fabricator-General.
The General Executes
The Fabricator-General enacts the prescribed remediation rites.
Final Inspection
A clean `git status` and pristine log — the Machine God is pleased.
The Sacred Laws
The holy laws this crusade enforces. Break them and face the Omnissiah's wrath.
Conventional Commits or SERVITOR CONVERSION. Every message shall declare its type, scope, and purpose in imperative mood — lowercase, no period, under 72 characters. A commit that says 'fix stuff' is a confession of incompetence, not a message.
One commit, one logical change. A commit is a UNIT OF SACRED THOUGHT — complete, minimal, and reversible. If the message needs 'and' to describe it, it is two commits wearing a single Tech-Priest robe.
The worktree shall be CLEAN as the Forge-Temple floor. Pending changes are committed, stashed, or ritually destroyed.
The .gitignore is the PERIMETER DEFENSE. Environment files, build artifacts, node_modules, IDE configs — they shall NEVER breach the sacred repository.
Branches tell sagas. Every branch follows type/description naming. 'my-branch' is meaningless babble. 'wip' is a state of heretical confusion.
The Holy Squad
The specialist Tech-Priest agents deployed during this crusade. Each carries only the doctrine they need.